Skaters
Sigga Please
Number: Colt 45
Position: Pivot/Captain/President
Dee Zasta
Number: CAT5
Position: Blocker
She's a Cat 5, storming her way through the Gulf Coast making derby lovers scream. Don't let her sweet eyes fool ya! Let's face it, people - she's a hot mess and proud of it!
Zarathrustya
Number: 9
Position: Pivot/Training Manager
Nein.
Violet Reaction
Number: 5150
Position: Blocker/Vice President
Don't take it personally if Vi cackles after you go in for a hard hit, bounce off of her and fall down. Keep trying. She lusts for thrust and bruises. Get up!
Whatta Tuesday
Number: 86
Position: Blocker
Bio coming soon
Zoom Tang
Number: OU812
Position: Blocker
You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and rolla skate next to some zebras that she's backhandin?! I gots to say na nay no. Zoom Tang come to call you out, maggoty-eatin blocker!
Unholy Horror
Number: XIII
Position: Blocker
Turbo Tyke
Number: 225
Position: Jammer
Born and raised in the Red Stick, this Tyke goes Turbo when you take her toys away. Watch out for that jet pack, y'all!
Brat O'Tat
Number: 4LeafClover
Position: Blocker
Brat O'Tat - Raising hell all the way from the wilds of Ireland to hills of Kentucky, she's a force to be reckoned with.
Heidi Volatile
Number: 3-2-1
Position: Blammer (Blocker/Jammer)
Heidi Volatile is the blammer with the glamour! Able to carry on a complex conversation while knocking you the hell down, the only thing louder than her mouth is the red lipstick she constantly applies to it. You'll hear her coming, but it won't do you any good.
Tricky La Rouge
Number: 1DMC
Position: Jammer/Blocker
Tricky's hits are right on time and her speed is very vital. She specializes in finding holes, breaking walls, and outsmarting street cons.
Moxie Balboa
Number: 1-2
Position: Jammer/Pivot/Secretary
Moxie lives to skate fast and hit hard. Never forgetting her Southern manners, she'll be sure to throw a block of ice at your head after she knocks your lights out.
Andi Soccabitch
Number: 38 exp
Position: Blocker/Treasurer
Trace Evah Dents
Number: 10-4
Position: Blocker
Growing up as a cop's kid in Ragley, LA, Trace was taught to be tough, smart, and have good aim. Don't get on the wrong side of this observant blocker...she's still mad about her Cabbage Patch Kids, Care Bear, and Wuzzle going missing!
Julie Kablooie
Number: 27
Position: Blocker
When Julie's not playing roller derby, she's out blasting aliens with her laser gun and running from the Space Police.
Tabitcha
Number: 190
Position: Blocker
We've all heard stories about fiesty redheads, but this one will blow those right out of the water. This girl is a mean like you ain't never seen! She needs no bio, her name says it all. Get out of her way or she'll leave you without a leg to skate on!
Gris Gris - Fresh Meat
Number: 2a3x
Position: Blocker
Rakel Riot
Number: 1052
Position: Blocker
This gypsy settles no land. Powered by sushi & Full Throttle, she came to corrupt the minds of your learned and fill you with awesomeness & sunshine. Batten down the hatches and lock up your sons. Let's start a riot.
Toni Smasherie
Number: 17
Position: Blocker
Found wandering near LSU with no memory of her prior life, Toni was taken in and raised by RSRD. Now, totally unfit for proper society, she loiters in alleys and skating rinks, hip checking any innocent who is within striking distance.
Panda Scare
Number: 77
Position: Blocker
Born and raised in the Midwest, Panda found herself in the Deep South trying to beat the heat. Instead, she embraced working up a sweat laced up in skates. She might seem slow and sweet, but Panda will strike when you least expect.
Rock Bottom
Number: 00
Position: Blocker
RC Rola
Number: 2L
Position: Jammer
RC Rola is a skating machine. She is fueled not by RC Cola as one would expect, but a delicate blend of Fresca and bitch juice.
Abita Hoedown
Number: .08
Position: Jammer
Delta Bruise
Number: 4NIK8
Position: Blocker
Delta Bruise is the Mouth of the South. The daughter of a derby queen and an environmentalist, she leaves a trail of crude oil and crude words in her wake.
Officials
Crotch Rock-It
Position: Head Ref
When he's not spotting penalties with the eye on the back of his helmet, Crotch Rock-It spends his time riding a Ninja (that's a motorcycle -- get your mind out of the gutter).
Captain Flint
Position: Pack Ref
Captain Flint is a professional midget wrestler and part-time land pirate. His interests include wenching, being loud at people, and more wenching.
Skunk Rolla
Position: Jam Ref
Part-time skater, full-time attitude. This zebra will push you to dig deep and get aggressive... sometimes, you'll hate him and cry in the car on the way home.
Lady Dada
Position: Pack Ref
This ref will call you out for your shenanigans and tom foolery, so stand up straight and keep your elbows to yourself!
Raisin' Hellas
Position: Official
Hallows' Eve
Position: Official
A childhood love of candy corn, costumery, and pointing out errors in English class has made Hallows' Eve the spookiest bitch to ever call you on elbows.
GeauxVegan
Position: Announcer
Born the son of a poor ganja farmer in southern MS. Normal until traffic accident at age 9 involving toxic waste and an albino squirrel.
