Brat O' Tat

POSITION: Blocker

Raising hell all the way from the wilds of Ireland to hills of Kentucky, she's a force to be reckoned with.

C-Murdaa

POSITION: Jammer

Dizz Integrator

POSITION: Blocker

Dizz found the life of math and the quiet clicking of an abacus too boring. Now she fills her days with derby and the deafening crack of breaking bones.

Glock Strap

POSITION: Blocker, Jammer, & Interleague Coordinator

Armed and dangerous, Glock is a fistful of firepower ripping holes through the pack.  She has her sights set and is gunning for you.

Heidi Volatile

POSITION: Blocker, Jammer

Heidi Volatile is the blammer with the glamour! The only thing louder than her mouth is the red lipstick she constantly applies to it. You'll hear her coming, but it won't do you any good.

Jams P. Skullivan

POSITION: Jammer & Secretary

Don’t let her cute and cuddly appearance fool you, Jams is actually your worst nightmare. After all, the “P” stands for pain. She'll breeze past you leaving you broken and terrified. And remember, she scares because she cares.

Little Miss Maggot

POSITION: Pivot, Jammer

Death waits for no one and neither does Little Miss Maggot. She’s tiny and terrible.  Watch out!  She’ll creep up, slip in then feast on your remains.

Mauley Rinkwyld

POSITION: Blocker, Jammer

A runaway, living wild on the streets, Mauley found her way to an abandoned rink as a mere tot.  Already hardened by a life of crime and solitude, she's keeping it wild as she bruises, and abuses everyone in her path.

Moxie Balboa

POSITION: Jammer, Pivot, & Co-Captain

Moxie lives to skate fast and hit hard. Never forgetting her Southern manners, she'll be sure to throw a block of ice at your head after she knocks your lights out.

Raising Pains

POSITION: Blocker, Jammer

You've heard of raising hell? Well this blammer doesn't bother raising hell just pain. Not only will you be icing yourself after her hits but you'll be nursing rink rash after she dodges your hit and you go flying. And no you don't get any chicken fingers and toast when you're crying.

Rock Bottom

POSITION: Blocker

After years of crushing beer cans between her buns, Rock Bottom fled from her captors at Baton Rouge Recycling on roller skates. Legend has it she is still on the run, eyes constantly scanning the horizon behind her, skates forever underfoot, buns steely as ever.

Tank Goodness

POSITION: Jammer, Co-Captain, & Vice President

Several years ago, the military set to work to devise a better, stonger, faster version of the tank. They replaced the tracks and road wheels with quad skates and Tank Goodness was born. Hard to hit and even harder to avoid.

Turbo Tyke

POSITION: Jammer, Co-Captian

Born and raised in the Red Stick, this Tyke goes Turbo when you take her toys away. Watch out for that jet pack, y'all!

Zoom Tang

POSITION: Blocker

You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and rolla skate next to some zebras that she's backhandin?! I gots to say na nay no. Zoom Tang come to call you out maggot eatin' blockers.