« Referees »
Life on the Flat Track can be tough. Referees ensure the game stays safe and fair and no one does it better than our zebra squad. Whether you love them, hate them, or just love to hate them, there is no denying the whistle of team zebra.
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Beat Ho Ven
POSITION: Referee & Fresh Meat Coach
David
POSITION: Referee
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Dr. Math
POSITION: Head Referee
After writing a thesis in Advanced Derbymatics on the relation between circular skating and moral decay, Dr. Math is ready to put his theories into practice.
Matty Gruesome
POSITION: Referee
Skruff McDuff
POSITION: Referee
74
Sven Defor
POSITION: Referee
Sven was the youngest of 74 children. His parents couldn't name every child, so they started using numbers. Due to his always present drunken slur, everyone he grew up with knew him as Sven Defor, instead of 74.
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Velocireftor
POSITION: Referee
The lovechild of a velociraptor and a zebra, this unlikely offspring is the perfect combination of viciousness and stamina. He can easily keep up with the penalty calls and with you. Be forewarned, he may look nice, but he actually spits acid.
« Staff »
These dedicated volunteers are the real power behind the curtain. Without their help, executing a competitive bout simply would not be possible. From tracking penalties, to keeping the score, to bench coaching, to live-Tweeting, to videography, to ... well you get the point; this crew is invaluable to us and to the wonderful sport of roller derby.
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Crumble Bee
POSITION: Bout Poster Production & Photography
Gosh Zilla
POSITION: Social Media Director
77
Harriet Beat'cher Ho
POSITION: Head NSO (Non-Skating Official)
The glasses. The clipboard. The nursing degree. The naughty stare. Misbehaving NSO's better watch their backs (and backsides), or Harriet will have to whip them into shape.
Herr Khan
POSITION: Video Production
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Kat Attack
POSITION: Bench Coach
This fast cat was found lurking along the shores of Florida, attacking tourists for their knick knacks until one day one of them left behind a pair of skates. Red Stick rescued this her and since then Kat has been taking out her feline aggression on derby girls who dare try to step in her way.
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