Zebra Squad & Staff

« Referees »
Life on the Flat Track can be tough. Referees ensure the game stays safe and fair and no one does it better than our zebra squad. Whether you love them, hate them, or just love to hate them, there is no denying the whistle of team zebra.

Jarl Sagan

F00S

Jarl Sagan

POSITION: Referee

Just David

Just David

POSITION: Referee

Just a referee.

Mad Jack ChurchKill

Mad Jack ChurchKill

POSITION: Referee

Skruff McDuff

1SM

Skruff McDuff

POSITION: Head Referee

Smart Asyphtote

Smart Asyphtote

POSITION: Referee

Velocireftor

D1NO

Velocireftor

POSITION: Referee

The lovechild of a velociraptor and a zebra, this unlikely offspring is the perfect combination of viciousness and stamina. He can easily keep up with the penalty calls and with you. Be forewarned, he may look nice, but he actually spits acid.

« Staff »
These dedicated volunteers are the real power behind the curtain. Without their help, executing a competitive bout simply would not be possible. From tracking penalties, to keeping the score, to bench coaching, to live-Tweeting, to videography, to ... well you get the point; this crew is invaluable to us and to the wonderful sport of roller derby.

Beat-Ho-Ven

9th

Beat-Ho-Ven

POSITION: Fresh Meat Coach

Thanks to rule-breaking skaters, Beat-Ho-Ven has conducted a symphony of whistle tweets.

Craig Judd

Craig Judd

POSITION: Photographer

Ellen Ram Page

540

Ellen Ram Page

POSITION: Poster Production

Kisma Bee-Hind

240

Kisma Bee-Hind

POSITION: Volunteer

Poison Pill

212

Poison Pill

POSITION: All Stars Bench Coach