referees & nso's

« Referees »
It’s a rough life on the track.  And to ensure the game stays safe and fair, no one does it better than our crew of referees.  Whether you love em’, hate em’, or just love to hate them, there’s no denying the whistle of team zebra.

Dr. Math

1729

Dr. Math

POSITION: Head Referee

After writing a thesis in Advanced Derbymatics on the relation between circular skating and moral decay, Dr. Math is ready to put his theories into practice.

Sven Deför

74

Sven Deför

POSITION: Referee

Sven was the youngest of 74 children. His parents couldn't name every child, so they started using numbers. Due to his always present drunken slur, everyone he grew up with knew him as Sven Deför, instead of 74.

Velocireftor

D1NO

Velocireftor

POSITION: Referee

The lovechild of a velociraptor and a zebra, this unlikely offspring is the perfect combination of viciousness and stamina. He can easily keep up with the penalty calls and with you. Be forewarned, he may look nice, but he actually spits acid.

« Non-Skating Officials (NSO's) »
These dedicated officials are the real power behind the curtain.  Without their help in everything they do, executing a competitive bout wouldn't be possible.  From tracking penalties, to keeping the score, to running the penalty box, to ... well you get the point; this crew is invaluable to making roller derby the sport that it is.

Harriet Beat'cher Ho

77

Harriet Beat'cher Ho

POSITION: NSO

The glasses. The clipboard. The nursing degree. The naughty stare. Misbehaving NSO's better watch their backs (and backsides), or Harriet will have to whip them into shape.

Dr. Squasher

#

Dr. Squasher

POSITION: NSO & Medic

 

Kttie Fantastik

72

Ms. Kittie Fantastik

POSITION: NSO